Deals for New Yorker: $45 for Hydrotherapy Session at Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care in Brooklyn

Deals for New Yorker by dealsfornewyorker.blogspot.com $45 for Hydrotherapy Session at Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care in Brooklyn 3 Mar 2011, 5:01 am A strong, healthy colon is necessary for expelling bodily waste and keeping the intestines from unraveling into a cumbersome run-on sentence. Make sure your body's properly copyedited with today's : for $45, you get one hydrotherapy colonic session with a consultation at Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn (up to a $100 value). Hosanna keeps colons running at full steam by offering colonic irrigation, a procedure that uses an FDA-approved disposable speculum to infuse the colon with warm, purified water, removing hazardous toxins and built-up fecal matter from the body. During the treatment, two hoses are attached to the apparatus—one to stream water into the bowel and the other to flush out waste, exiling it to an overly clean prison in which it will be forever haunted by ghosts made of toilet paper. As a result of colon irrigation, newly baptized bodies may experience benefits such as healthier skin appearance, more regular bowel movements, and better sleeping patterns. Though Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care sometimes features a discounted price online, this still offers the best deal available. Says The Kidz Quorner: Your Ultimate Tree House Is falling down a well a one-way ticket to celebrity? Find Today's Daily Deal on the Best in New York! Language : English Picture : Yes Source : Join with Us You are receiving this email because you subscribed to this feed at blogtrottr.com. If you no longer wish to receive these emails, you can unsubscribe from this feed.